We Ain't 'Fraid O' No Ghosts...

You wanna know what's REALLY scary???



BOO!!!



Happy Halloween Charlie Brown!!!


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Happy Nevada Day!

We're proud as punch to be from the Silver State. No place better to live in the entire USofA.



We've got Ho's...you don't.



We've got games...you don't.




We've got the most beautiful lake in the world...and you don't.



And our skiing is WAY better than yours!



So enjoy Nevada Day today Silver-Staters...it could be worse...you could be livin' in Ala-fuckin-bama!!!







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For It Is The Doom Of Men That They Forget

As long as there is a breath of life, PTB will NEVER forget our Korean "Police Action" brothers and sisters.





Do you all know who does forget the sacrafices of our brave brothers and sisters?





This guy.





And they're doing it all over again in 2007.




When they say they love America and they care about you...





they're LYING!!!


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Burn Rubber

The Golden State is turning a crispy, golden brown.


Governor Steroid has declared a State of Emergency and the government is mobilizing everyone in an effort to help.


Quick question to the government-cheese out there (we’re talking to YOU cracker!)…


Are the quick actions to save lives and property ‘cause Malibu is bourgie white?


To put it another way…if all these flames were scorching the brown-skinded brothers and sisters down in the Big Easy…would you have been so quick to help?


We know the answer…it was a rhetorical question.


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What Soccer Players Do At Work On Fridays

Here at PTB we love the "futball". So, to get y'all psyched for the weekend, we present our first-ever video. WARNING: Doing this at YOUR work could be hazardous to your future employment prospects. Have a great weekend!

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Heller High Water

This is what really cheeses us off about CDH and his right-wingnuts...


They don't want to spend money insuring poor kids...


but they have all the money they need when it comes to blowing up our brown-skinded brothers and sisters.


Hell of a job Hellie! Your nose is so far up GWB's ass, when he farts your hair blows in the wind!


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His Own Private IdaHo'

We've said it before, we'll say it again. Here at PTB we love our GLBT brothers and sisters.


So you just know we love Senator Larry (don't call me Jenny) Craig.


Well, great news! Senator PeterPuffer has just been elected into the Idaho "Stall"...er we mean "HALL of Fame."


Congratulations Senator Turd Blossom...you've joined luminaries such as:


Mr Potato Head...


That BSC dude from Ruby Ridge...


and a freak well-known here in the 775...Claude Dallas. HUZZAH to you, Senator Craig, your place in history is secure!


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Off With His Head!!!

Not meaning to get depressing on y'all this morning but there's something we don't get.


This rat-bastard has ADMITTED and been proven guilty of a heinous crime.


The ACLU (good friends of PTB) got the BSC sonavabitch's execution stayed because lethal injection is "cruel and unusual punishment."


So we've gotta say it...electroded balls are C&UP...


waterboarding innocents is C&UP...


killing children and civilians is C&UP...


The prick beat an 86 year old woman to death with a TIRE IRON. THAT's C&UP.


An arm full of drugs isn't cruel OR unusual...it's called Saturday night at Courtney Love's house.



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Childrens They Do Learn

Here at PTB we LOVE our brothers and sisters in uniform.


Alas, Bush-Wipe and his ilk (just like Der BSC and his Nazi buddies) have us in a helluva pickle.


People hate it when we compare all the pResident's men to the little dictator but check it:

They had stormtroopers...we have stormtroopers.


They had gulags...we have gulags.



They had two fronts...we have two fronts. Sound familiar?


Here's the problem. We need more troops than we have and the Government-Cheese's solution is to drop standards for recruits! Now they're letting in drug addicts and rapists and murderers and just plain dumbasses. It seems the only people the (h)Army doesn't want are the gays. You know, 'cause those gays are freakin' CRAZY!


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God Said What?

Let's see if we can get this straight...


The MoSup of a bunch of Po' Nuns says she talks to the G-Man.


The Pope then tosses 'em out of the Church, cuts off their water and electricity and then has the cops perp-walk 'em out of their digs.


They get to come back into the church if they repent. We never knew that talking to the invisible being in the sky was a sin.


Guess it is now.


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Who Would Jesus Nuke?

With all the crap we hear about terrorists using “dirty bombs” it was an ass-chapper to read that, back in the day, the good ole USofA was considering the same type of nefarious methodology.


You’d think that type of bullshit thinking would be long over. You’d have thought wrong. Ever heard of depleted uranium? It is some nasty shit and our very own U.S. Army is using it every day in Afghanistan and Iraq. Nice, huh?


We find it vomit-inducing when politicians claim the U.S. is a country founded on Christian values yet they heed little of what the SOG said.


The cradle of civilization will be radioactive for thousands of years and it's all our fault.


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War-Torn

A member of the Iraqi Parliment gets caught hangin' with the bad guys...


while the Iraqi Government has to buy weapons from the Chinese because we don't have enough weapons to sell them ourselves.


Meanwhile, we're spending 700 BILLION dollars a year killing our brown-skinded brothers and sisters when we can least afford it.


They say they care about America. They say they care about you.
They don't. That is, unless you're Halliburton, KBR or Blackwater.


Jesus Must be spinning in His grave!


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That Urine Isn't Mine Officer!!!

It sure sucks when someone you've admired for a long time turns out to be a fake.

Here at PTB we've got no problems with drugs.


You wanna sniff paint? That's O.K. by us.


You smoke hairs from a ho's ass crack? Go ahead.


But when you're doing drugs to get an edge on the competition...that's just wrong. A haiku to ease our pain:




Say it ain't so Joe!

Are you a juiced-up cheater?

The 775 mourns.

Beers To Your Health

We’re all news junkies here at PTB so imagine our delight when we opened the RGJ today and found this article.


Now, we really don’t care how our skin looks. After all, we’re bloggers…zits, blackheads, boils and dry patches are our constant companions. But if one of the “super foods” to help skin look its best is barley…we’re in.


You see, barley is the main ingredient in beer…worshiped here at PTB as the “Goddess of Life.” Now when we toss back a couple of brews we won’t only be feeling the buzz of the alcohol…we’ll be feeling the buzz to better skin!


Here’s to your health!


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ICE Caramba!!!

Last week was a bad week to be a brown-skinded brother or sister here in the 775.


Isn't it weird that John Law busted a bunch of EMPLOYED Latinos working for the most successful BLACK businessman in the area?


If the Fuzz really wanted to bust up major employment for illegals...they would have busted the casino or the construction industries. Problem is...they're all owned by Crackers.


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