Snow Laughing matter

The Winter Olympics are only a couple of days away and that just warms the cockles of my hard. One big problem, though...no snow. Aye caramba! That's one of the reasons I keep tellin' people that bringin' the Winter-O's to the 775 is a bad idea. WTF happens if you throw a Winter Olympics and it doesn't snow? You become the laughingstock of the planet (replacing Djibouti) when you realize you've flushed millions of taxpayer's money down the proverbial poop chute. Good thing Vancouver is in Canada...they're Socialists anyway, so they don't mind their tax money bein' wasted on stupid stuff...like healthcare.

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Socialism at Work

You see...if you say you're against socialism,
you're against cops
and firefighters
and teachers
and our socialized military.


You want to keep giving your money to the fat-cat insurance companies? Go right ahead. But I'd rather those moneychangers get kicked to the curb.


You know who the insurance industry sounds like nowadays? The guys who used to make buggy whips that started whining when the car was invented. Don't worry folks...with a little bit of luck, that industry will soon be taking a dirt nap. True dat.


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Little Chickenshits

Ya know, I’m pretty damned disappointed. For weeks now the tighty-righties have been skidmarking their Underoos over President Barack Hussein Obama’s speech to the nation's school kids. They said that the ‘Bamer’s speech was gonna turn ‘em all into little left-win socialists. Guess what? It didn’t happen.





I guess I should’ve known it’d turn out this way. It’s the “Boy Who Cried Wolf Syndrome.” Remember back in the day when reflublicans warned us to stock up on supplies and duct tape our houses shut ‘cause the bad guys were gonna attack any minute? I do. BOOGITYBOOGITYBOOGITY! No attack. Remember back in ’04 when the right-wing nutcases said that if a democrat was elected President, the United States would be less safe? I do. I don’t think John Kerry could have made us less safe on purpose than the Bush-Wipe did in those four years.


Yup…the tinfoil hat wearin’ right just loves scarin’ the bejeezus outta folks. And it used to work, Here’s hoping the American public will see through the bullshit now.

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Why WE Fight

A lot of our friends on the right side of the aisle read PTB and call us “Commie-Pinko Socialists.” Our friends on the left side of the aisle read PTB and call us fascist. Actually, it’s neither. What we try to do here, is find the right in all the wrongs and point ‘em both out. Today, however, it’s just the wrong.

We can all agree…

Hitler was a prick…

Saddam Hussein was a prick with a slightly bigger porn 'stache…

Manuel Noriega was a fat prick with bad skin…

And Agusto Pinochet was a South American prick extraordinaire.

What does that have to do with us?



The ‘Bamer’s Administration announced today that they’re not gonna prosecute CIA agents involved in torturing captives at Gitmo. WTF is up with that? It used to be that the USo’A had the moral high ground to pronounce judgments on rat-bastards like Hitler et al., but not anymore. Now we’ve joined the ranks of the pricks too because America TORTURES people!



Now, before y’all go red white and blue in the face about this, just think of this…


Many Americans consider this a “Christian” nation (mostly our Christians but that’s the crux of a different biscuit). What we’re getting at is this: If America is indeed a Christian nation, WTF are we doing torturing people? Although a better question might be…Does the Invisible Man in the Sky condone torture? No, he doesn’t. But America tortures and lets the perps get away with it. That kind of attitude makes us just the same as the bat-shit crazy motherhubbards mentioned above. Christian nation? Hell no. And every time someone says we are, JZeus starts spinning in His grave.



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Socialistically Inept

Strange, the right-wing nut jobs don't want federal money when it comes to helping the unemployed, the homeless or the elderly ('cause that'd be socialism) but they have no problem whatsoever sucking off the federal teat for things like bank bailouts and the military-industrial complex.





So, the question we have is: If spending government money on those less fortunate than us is “socialism,” WTF is spending government money on blowin’ the crap outta people? Oh yeah…it’s called “spreading democracy through capitalism.” We sure have some fucked up priorities here in the USo'A. No wonder JZeus is spinning in His grave.




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