We sure would like religion a lot more if the people who practiced it…practiced what they preached. Not. Gonna. Happen.




The other day a Catholic priest in South Carolina told his parishioners that he wouldn’t give them holy communion if they voted for the Barack Obama. That’s cause he says Barry-O is the most radical, pro-abortion politician in Washington. So, a vote for the ‘Bamer is a vote for killing unborn chillens. Here’s what we don’t get: Since a vote for Obama is a vote for killing people not born yet, isn’t a vote for McCain, who supports the Iraq war, a vote for killing people already born? SHEESH! Typical religions…they only care about you before you’re born and after you die. In between…you’re on your own.




Lastly, the video from above. Seems the Greek and Armenian Orthodox churches have a lot more in common than crappy music, really gay lookin’ outfits and porn-quality facial hair. They friggin’ HATE each other. So much so, that this kinda thing happens all the time. One group takes too much time dinkin’ around in Jzeus’ birthplace. Next thing you know…POW! The place starts lookin' like a Snoop Dogg concert. You see, the SoG preached something to the effect of “Love thy neighbor.” “Turn the other cheek.” And “Whatever you do to the least of my people you do unto me.” These douchebags didn’t hear a word of it. Jzeus must be spinning in His grave!




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Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

Here at PTB we make fun of religion all the time. It’s not that we don’t think people should put all their eggs in the basket of the “Invisible Man in the Sky” – we just find it odd that the more religious one seems to be, the less likely they are to act in accordance with scriptures.


Islam is a religion of peace.

Judaism is a religion of peace.

Christianity is a religion of peace.



So why don’t zealous followers of their religions practice what they preach? To that question, we haiku…




Holy Shrine melee.

Can’t we all just get along?

Who would JZeus punch?


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