Not wanting to pay the taxes NYC thinks are his fair share, radio behemoth Rush Limbaugh says he’s lookin’ for new digs. He said he wants to move to a state with no income taxes like Texas or Florida. Well Rush…we’re gonna give you several of our good reasons to skip the Lone Star and Sunshine states and get your behind up here to the Silver State.
6. The 775 voted overwhelmingly for George W. Bush…THREE TIMES!
5. You can smoke that nasty-assed, stinky, donkey penis looking stogie anywhere you want!
4. You can see Nancy Pelosi’s house from Lake Tahoe.
3. You’ll feel right at home with all the hot air at the Great Reno Balloon Races.
2. The dry air and high altitude here in the 775 will help you with your “glandular” problem.
1. The doctors up here in the 775 will write you an under-the-table ‘scrip if you do a pole dance for ‘em.
(8.-)
6. The 775 voted overwhelmingly for George W. Bush…THREE TIMES!
5. You can smoke that nasty-assed, stinky, donkey penis looking stogie anywhere you want!
4. You can see Nancy Pelosi’s house from Lake Tahoe.
3. You’ll feel right at home with all the hot air at the Great Reno Balloon Races.
2. The dry air and high altitude here in the 775 will help you with your “glandular” problem.
1. The doctors up here in the 775 will write you an under-the-table ‘scrip if you do a pole dance for ‘em.
(8.-)
