God Squad

A couple of quick thoughts on the Hutaree militia…

These bass-ackward huckleberries claim that the United States has a tyrannical government they need to overthrow. Government is too big. Government is everywhere. So…if that’s what they believe, then WTF were these douchebags when Chimp-Dick was in office? NOW they think the government has grown too big? I’ve got news for you cracker-assed crackers…the government grew bigger under pResident George W. Bush than at any time since FDR and the New Deal. True story. But were the Hutarees clamoring for Bush’s head on a platter then? No. Oh yeah…and since y’all hate the government so much how the hell come you’ve all requested government appointed lawyers to defend you? That makes the Hutarees hypocrites, pure and simple.

And one more hypocritical angle to this clusterfuck of a story. The Hutarees claim that they are Christian warriors. O.K., I’ll give ‘em that. But if that’s the case, why do they need guns? Can’t they just pray to the Son of the Invisible Man in the Sky to smite their enemies? From what I’ve read, JZeus’ Dad was one pissed off old man. One word from His followers and the entire USo’A, Inc would be covered in a plague of locusts or frogs. Don’t they even believe in the power of their own God? Guess not.

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A WTF Weekend, Neh?

Half-Guv Sarah Palin got her Alaska reality show. Hollywood-types are reporting that Discovery Channel will pay more than $1 million per episode for the gig. Aye caramba! Funny, the former almost-VPILF always rags on the “lame stream media” and bashes reporters and journalists (like she’d know what they do). Now, with her gig on Faux News and her reality show, she has become what she says she hates...”Hollywood media elitist.” Welcome to the family Sarah!

Speaking of Hollywood…tonight is the last episode of 24. FULL DISCLOSURE: Every time you watch an episode of 24, we here at PTB make ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Who knew back in 2001 that Jack Bauer and company would have such an impact on American political landscape? Well…it’s over now and the republican party is gonna have to find a new series to scare the bejeezus out of the unwashed masses. May I suggest American Idol? FULL DISCLOSURE: Every time you watch an episode of American Idol, we here at PTB make ONE MILLION DOLLARS! True story.

And finally…Can someone be a Christian if they’re in a militia? Several members of “Hutaree,” a Christian militia were arrested over the weekend for plotting to kill police officers. YOW! Hey douchebags…WTF about the sixth commandment don’t you understand? Ever heard of turning the other cheek or loving thy neighbor? He isn’t called the Prince of Peace for nothing, ya know. Yer all a bunch of fucking morons and are about as Christian as the Westboro Baptist Church. Here’s hoping y’all get a nice long stay at the Gray Bar Motel.

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