There's A New Sheriff in Town!

Congratulations to the AWESOMELY named Ted Power. He's the new president and publisher of the R-GAZ. He's just off the boat from the LA...the good LA. Not the bad one.

And no, that's NOT him ----->



We here at PTB always get a twinge of green when someone's given name conjures up images of THIS guy...


Our stage name?

Boner Petite...of course.

(8.-)

When Animals Attack

Now THIS is something we here at PTB can really get behind. Normally, the government-cheese is way off in solving problems. Not today. They're setting up what will obviously be a "Battle Royale" between Tall "Bad Boy of the Plant World" Whitetop and newly deployed Billy "We Eat Plants for Lunch" Goats. BTW...how the hell DO you deploy goats?

ANYWAY…

Huzzah to the powers-that-be for using an innovative, low-tech solution to solve a problem. Now if we could just get goats to eat these things, we’d really be set!

(8.-)