The American Way?

The first detainee from Gitmo got his day in court yesterday. Ahmed Ghailani (who looks like he's about ten years old) has been in U.S. custody for five fuckin’ years without a trial or charges. That’s good news to real Americans out there. Why? ‘Cause in the land of the free and the home of the brave, we’re not supposed to toss people in the dungeon and throw away the key. That’s not the way we roll. Alas…President Barack Hussein Obama didn’t get that memo. Read on…

The USo’A is sending seventeen Uighurs, formerly at Gitmo, to the island nation of Palau. Palau agreed to take the men in exchange for two hundred million U.S. dollars even though there is a large Uighur population in D.C. that desperately wants to take in their brothers. Two hundred million…that comes to $11,764,705.88 per Uighur. Tell you what Barry-O…PTB will take a couple of those bad boys for eleven mil apiece. Heck-fire…they can shack up in the ‘rent’s basement with us and we’ll have a good ole time. Easy to do with that kinda scratch.

The BSC motherhubbard who’s accused of murdering one soldier and wounding another last week in front of a recruiting station says he did it in retaliation for what our military is doing in Iraq and Afghanistan. Question: The dude was born and raised here in the U.S. If the guy is this pissed off at his own countrymen…how pissed off you think the people who actually live (and die) in Afghanistan and Iraq are? For every one person we kill over there, ten more terrorists are born.

American citizens Walter Myers and his wife, Gwendolyn have been charged with spying for Cuba for the past thirty years. We’ve gotta ask…WTF kind of information were they sending Fidel and the boys? Cuba is as bass-ackward now as in the 1970’s so it’s not like they got any good intel.

And finally…we read a story yesterday sayin’ that the ‘Bamer mentions JZeus more often in public than the Bush-Wipe ever did. Yo, Barry-O…pResident Bush wore his religion like Zsa Zsa wearin’ a fur coat. It didn’t do any good. Why? Because GWB is about as Christian as Scooby Doo. You wanna show the SOG how Christian you really are? Show him what you’re doin’ to the guys at Gitmo. Whadda you think he’ll say?



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Farewell Fidel

For the last five decades the USofA has pissed in the faces of the Cuban people all because “El Presidente” is a commie pinko. But we always had a soft spot in our hearts for the “Big-F”. He loved him some baseball (just like us) and loved nothing more than to be the pubic hair on the soda can of American presidents (EXACTLY like us). See, unlike politicians and other chicken shits, we’re not afraid of communism. Hell…if the SoG was alive today…HE’D be a commie.


But Fidel announced his retirement today and right on cue, the pResident chimed in. Straight out of chimp-dick’s lie hole comes this gem: “I view this as a period of transition and it should be the beginning of the democratic transition in Cuba." Democratic transition? Since when WPE?


Here’s the crux of our biscuit…If we put the Cuban people through hell ‘cause they’re commies…WTF is up with our “good friends” China? Oh…we love us the Chi-nee ‘cause they sell us lead-infested crap at really cheap prices and they let our companies do business there. As they say, it’s an untapped market. If there’s money to be made, by golly, we’ll make it! So Chinese communism is O.K. according to Bush-Wipe.


What about Viet Nam? American soldiers fought and died in that godforsaken shit-hole AGAINST communism. The commies won. So, is Vietnamese communism bad? Hell no. Since they’re gonna let a lot of big U.S. companies do business in their country too, WPE has decided they’re our friends now. He even went to Viet Nam (forty years too late) and sucked up to their leader like an infant on a nipple. Just to show how much he cares.


It’s this hypocritical bullshit that makes us crazy! Time and time again we mention that our bestest friends in the middle east, Saudi Arabia, treat citizens worse than Michael Vick treats his dogs. Does GWB2 embargo them? No. Does he call for democratic elections? No. What does he do? He sells them guns and bullets and bombs and doesn’t say a word to 'em. HYPOCRITE!


George…you’d better not EVER come back to the 775. If you do, we’re gonna put a foot so far up your ass that we’ll need your dentist to tie our shoe! As for Cuba...we think MLB should move Tampon Bay to Havana and make everyone happy.

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