Monday Muscles

Tiger Woods is coming back from his self-imposed exile at this year's Masters. He says he's worried about the reception he'll get from the fans. Yo Tiger...you play crappy golf and you won't hear the end of the "how hookers ruin your golf swing" jokes. Play like the old Tiger Woods by rubbing a but on the competition and the fans will fall in love with you all over again. True story.



Texas Rangers' manager Ron Washington got busted last week for testing positive for cocaine. SHEESH! WTF is this 1980? Yo Ron...Crockett and Tubbs called, they want their polyester suits back.


Got to watching me some NCAA basketball over the weekend. Best part of the whole thing? Northern Iowa's Ali Farokhmanesh. Never heard of a cracker named Ali. Didn't know anyone in Iowa was named Ali. The state of Iowa officially ROCKS!


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Baracket Busters

In eight years of pResidency, Chimp-Dick was on vacation one out of every four days and no one (‘ceptin’ us) made a peep.

During the first 100 days of his Presidency, the ‘Bamer took four hours to fill out an NCAA basketball bracket and every tighty-righty lookin’ for a re-elect is skidmarking their Underoos.

Check it: If Barry O has the brain pan to lead the USo’A outta this shit-storm, he certainly has the capability to fill out a couple of brackets without dropping the ball. Just ‘cause GWB read My Pet Goat upside down doesn’t mean everyone holding the office rode the short bus to school.

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Sloppy Seconds

It looks like the powers that be wanna get another shot (pun intended) at the University of Houston. After the Cougars handed us our asses the other day, we're not sure this is a good idea.


Playing another game against a mid-major team that didn't make the NCAA Tournament is like getting a divorce, going out to the Bunny Ranch and hooking up with your ex-wife. Been there, done that.


Yo Wolf Pack Hoops...more games against teams who actually made the Big Dance and fewer games against the scrubs.



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