You can rest assured people, Iraq now has American-style democracy. How can you tell? Well, a couple of days ago the Iraqis voted for, among other things, Prime Minister. After the votes were tallied, the present PM Nouri al-Maliki appears to have lost to former PM Ayad Allawi. So what does al-Maliki do? He refuses to recognize the vote count and is threatening to sue. Yup…just like the republicans in Bush v Gore and that chucklenut republican in Minnesota who lost to Senator Al Franken, al-Maliki refuses to see reality. Guess what al-Maliki, you lost. Get over it. Now, if we could just get the republicans here in America to do the same.
Sad news today. Prostidude has quit his job. Y’all remember Markus don’t you? He was the first legal man-ho in the USo’A, Inc. But in his two months at the Greatest Job in the World, he only had ten paying customers so now he’s among the ranks of the unemployed. I told you Markus…girls don’t need to pay for sex. Never have. Never will. On the other hand, if you’d have listened to me and accepted male clients, your ass would be sore but you’d have been one rich motherhubbard. True story.
And finally this week, an open letter to the Teabaggers converging on Stateline. Hey, I know y’all are mad. I know y’all are scared. But the way y’all are acting is, quite frankly, bullshit. Sending fake anthrax letters and nooses and death threats and packing guns outside of Presidential speeches is your way of protesting? Aye caramba! That isn't how America is supposed to work. That's how some third-world country in the middle of nowhere might act but we're friggin’ AMERICANS! Don't like the motherhubbards or what they do? VOTE 'EM OUT! I say y’all need to grow up, get busy and get back to helping America be the greatest country in the world. If not, y’all can get your cracker asses the hell outta Dodge.
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