Tiger Woods is coming back from his self-imposed exile at this year's Masters. He says he's worried about the reception he'll get from the fans. Yo Tiger...you play crappy golf and you won't hear the end of the "how hookers ruin your golf swing" jokes. Play like the old Tiger Woods by rubbing a but on the competition and the fans will fall in love with you all over again. True story.Texas Rangers' manager Ron Washington got busted last week for testing positive for cocaine. SHEESH! WTF is this 1980? Yo Ron...Crockett and Tubbs called, they want their polyester suits back.
Got to watching me some NCAA basketball over the weekend. Best part of the whole thing? Northern Iowa's Ali Farokhmanesh. Never heard of a cracker named Ali. Didn't know anyone in Iowa was named Ali. The state of Iowa officially ROCKS!
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