Bow Wow

Over the weekend, Chocolate Elvis met with the Emperor of Japan. In typical Japanese tradition, the ‘Bamer bowed during the greeting. Wanna know what happened next? The lunatic fringe skidmarked their collective Underoos. Don’t believe me? This from tighty-righty Bill (no not that Bill) Kristol:


“I don't know why President Obama thought that was appropriate. Maybe he thought it would play well in Japan. But it's not appropriate for an American president to bow to a foreign one." He added that the gesture bespoke a United States that has become weak under Obama. "I'll bet if you look at pictures of world leaders over 20 years meeting the emperor in Japan, they don't bow," Kristol said.


O.K. Bill...I’ll give you that one but I do have a question. Was Chimp-Dick sucking face and holding hands with the Saudi King O.K. with you? What about when the Bush-Wipe appeared with the leader of Vietnam, our sworn enemy? SHEESH! Here’s the crux of today’s biscuit…


No matter what President Barack Hussein Obama does, the tighty-righties are gonna hate it. If Obama wanted a sandwich for lunch, the Republicans would want to rename peanut butter "Freedom Butter.” True dat. No worries, though. The right-wing nut cases are throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks. But the way they’re behaving as the “Party of No," everything that sticks is on their faces.


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Repeating History

Happy Veteran's Day

Here's one for all who serve our country. Sorry that you have to be in the Suck. Just remember, the 'Bamer promised to get y'all the hell outta there. We're still waiting mister President.

Another Prick With a Wall

Hurry Up and Wait

Gaming the System

This is a picture of the rich, white, tighty-righties who are gonna be rollin' in the dough now that Ohio has legalized gaming. I can just see it now...

"Cincinnati, America's Adventure Place." Aye Caramba!


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My Alibi

Ronald Reagan was just a Hollywood Elitist douchebag with no clue about how the world worked.
The only difference between Uncle Ronnie and Dr. Evil? The chimps they worked with. The similarity? They both lied.

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Good Zolly Miss Molly

The coolest thing I've learned from working in television all these years, is the name of this camera move. It is a combination zoom/dolly shot. And they call it...a Zolly. Go figure. Whatever they call it, it surely does scare the bejeezus outta folks. Happy Halloween!


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Mash Up

After watching all these black and white clips, it makes you wonder how anyone got scared back in the day. SHEESH! Not one clip of Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh. Now that woulda been scary!

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The Thriller's Gone

Most people agree that Michael Jackson's Thriller is the scariest music video ever made. Actually, anything featuring the 'white" Michael Jackson has got to be up there as well. So...if that's the case...this video is scarier than the nude John Ensign picture I've got hangin' on my wall. Aye caramba! Now, that's scary!


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Scare Tactics

Well the holiday is almost here. No, not Nevada Day...Halloween! And if the Republicans' stance on healthcare hasn't scared the bejeezus outta you, maybe this video will. Boogityboogityboogity!


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Ute? Uhhh...What's A Ute?

Nothing Beats a Dick

Every time Dr. Evil opens his lie-hole I wanna puke. Yo Dick...you've done enough already. Thanks a lot. But you've got no more juice pachuco! Take your non-lesbian daughter and crawl back into that black, warmongering, paranoid hole you crawled out of. Americans aren't buying your bullshit anymore. Well...maybe Faux News is...but we're not. True dat.

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Why I Love the Ladies

The coolest part about being enamored with the women is that I get to listen to/watch ass-kickin' music like this. If Rose Royce singin' I Wanna Get Next to You doesn't put you in the mood, nothing will. True dat. So, hit the play button, grab your honey and get to snugglin'. It surely beats the alternative.

Socialism at Work

You see...if you say you're against socialism,
you're against cops
and firefighters
and teachers
and our socialized military.


You want to keep giving your money to the fat-cat insurance companies? Go right ahead. But I'd rather those moneychangers get kicked to the curb.


You know who the insurance industry sounds like nowadays? The guys who used to make buggy whips that started whining when the car was invented. Don't worry folks...with a little bit of luck, that industry will soon be taking a dirt nap. True dat.


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Why it Sucks to be Black in Texas

Moneychangers

Last year at this time the banking and insurance sectors were on the verge of collapse. Via the federal government and the Bush Administration, American taxpayers bailed them out. Now the banking and insurance industries are reaping record profits and giving out huge executive bonuses. And the American taxpayer? SOL. Next time someone tries to sell you on the idea of trickle down economics…kick him in the cajones. He won’t feel it, but it will make you feel better.

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The Klan Wear Robes Too

Power Chords and Big Hair

Love might hurt but the weekend makes it all better.

Like Father Like Son

War is Heck When You're a Dick

Republicans are Right About Obama

Footbrawl

Looks like Rush Limbaugh is gonna be one of the new owners of the St. Louis Rams. Problem is, the NFL Players Association thinks he's too much of a hateul fearmonger to be the owner of a major sports franchise. Really? Anyone remember Marge Schott? Aye caramba! Since when do we start giving personality tests to team owners? If that were the case nobody would own a team. Look, if RL has the cashola to buy a team, let him. After all, if he's busy running the Rams into Bolivia, maybe he'll stop flapping his lie-hole about how happy he is that America lost the Olympics. BTW...it surely would give people a reason to hate the Rams, neh?

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Moon Dogged

In honor of World Space Week and in conjunction with the good ole USo'A bitch-slappin' Luna a couple of times this morning, we're gonna give you a Friday from the 1970's. Those were the days when they promised us flying cars and moonbases and jet packs by the turn of the century. Funny how far American ingenuity has waned since then. Now all we have are boner growin' pills, boobie growin' pills, hair growin' pills and one friggin' pill that does all three. Aye caramba! Well...at least in the 70's they still had an apperciation for the female figure, neh? But I surely wish they'd hurry up with those jet packs.

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He May be a Douchebag but He's Our Douchebag