My Alibi

Ronald Reagan was just a Hollywood Elitist douchebag with no clue about how the world worked.
The only difference between Uncle Ronnie and Dr. Evil? The chimps they worked with. The similarity? They both lied.

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Good Zolly Miss Molly

The coolest thing I've learned from working in television all these years, is the name of this camera move. It is a combination zoom/dolly shot. And they call it...a Zolly. Go figure. Whatever they call it, it surely does scare the bejeezus outta folks. Happy Halloween!


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Mash Up

After watching all these black and white clips, it makes you wonder how anyone got scared back in the day. SHEESH! Not one clip of Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh. Now that woulda been scary!

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The Thriller's Gone

Most people agree that Michael Jackson's Thriller is the scariest music video ever made. Actually, anything featuring the 'white" Michael Jackson has got to be up there as well. So...if that's the case...this video is scarier than the nude John Ensign picture I've got hangin' on my wall. Aye caramba! Now, that's scary!


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Scare Tactics

Well the holiday is almost here. No, not Nevada Day...Halloween! And if the Republicans' stance on healthcare hasn't scared the bejeezus outta you, maybe this video will. Boogityboogityboogity!


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Ute? Uhhh...What's A Ute?

Nothing Beats a Dick

Every time Dr. Evil opens his lie-hole I wanna puke. Yo Dick...you've done enough already. Thanks a lot. But you've got no more juice pachuco! Take your non-lesbian daughter and crawl back into that black, warmongering, paranoid hole you crawled out of. Americans aren't buying your bullshit anymore. Well...maybe Faux News is...but we're not. True dat.

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Why I Love the Ladies

The coolest part about being enamored with the women is that I get to listen to/watch ass-kickin' music like this. If Rose Royce singin' I Wanna Get Next to You doesn't put you in the mood, nothing will. True dat. So, hit the play button, grab your honey and get to snugglin'. It surely beats the alternative.

Socialism at Work

You see...if you say you're against socialism,
you're against cops
and firefighters
and teachers
and our socialized military.


You want to keep giving your money to the fat-cat insurance companies? Go right ahead. But I'd rather those moneychangers get kicked to the curb.


You know who the insurance industry sounds like nowadays? The guys who used to make buggy whips that started whining when the car was invented. Don't worry folks...with a little bit of luck, that industry will soon be taking a dirt nap. True dat.


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Why it Sucks to be Black in Texas

Moneychangers

Last year at this time the banking and insurance sectors were on the verge of collapse. Via the federal government and the Bush Administration, American taxpayers bailed them out. Now the banking and insurance industries are reaping record profits and giving out huge executive bonuses. And the American taxpayer? SOL. Next time someone tries to sell you on the idea of trickle down economics…kick him in the cajones. He won’t feel it, but it will make you feel better.

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The Klan Wear Robes Too

Power Chords and Big Hair

Love might hurt but the weekend makes it all better.

Like Father Like Son

War is Heck When You're a Dick

Republicans are Right About Obama

Footbrawl

Looks like Rush Limbaugh is gonna be one of the new owners of the St. Louis Rams. Problem is, the NFL Players Association thinks he's too much of a hateul fearmonger to be the owner of a major sports franchise. Really? Anyone remember Marge Schott? Aye caramba! Since when do we start giving personality tests to team owners? If that were the case nobody would own a team. Look, if RL has the cashola to buy a team, let him. After all, if he's busy running the Rams into Bolivia, maybe he'll stop flapping his lie-hole about how happy he is that America lost the Olympics. BTW...it surely would give people a reason to hate the Rams, neh?

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Moon Dogged

In honor of World Space Week and in conjunction with the good ole USo'A bitch-slappin' Luna a couple of times this morning, we're gonna give you a Friday from the 1970's. Those were the days when they promised us flying cars and moonbases and jet packs by the turn of the century. Funny how far American ingenuity has waned since then. Now all we have are boner growin' pills, boobie growin' pills, hair growin' pills and one friggin' pill that does all three. Aye caramba! Well...at least in the 70's they still had an apperciation for the female figure, neh? But I surely wish they'd hurry up with those jet packs.

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He May be a Douchebag but He's Our Douchebag

Palin Comparison

There’s a lot of buzz goin’ ‘round about how fast VPILF Sarah Palin wrote her memoirs. C’mon guys…don’t you know that hot air and bullshit flow outta her lie-hole like black gold out of Jed Clampett’s back yard? True dat.

I saw Rep. John Boehner today talkin’ about the Barry-O’s lack of a clear plan in Afghanistan. SHEESH! Yo Bone-Thug…where was you condescending tone and righteous indignation when the Bush-Wipe started this clusterfuck? Oh right. He’s your boy. You want a strategy for Afghanistan? Get the fuck out. It sure would be better than what we have now.

And finally…a couple of weeks back a bunch of Catholic bishops thumbed their noses at the ‘Bamer’s proposed healthcare plan. Since the cadre of Padres is opposed to abortion, they’ve got to weigh that against their concerns about social justice. So they’re against the whole thing. SHEESH! Talk about a one trick pony. Yo Catholic Bishops…you might not support abortion (just like I don’t support y’all pedophilin’ with altar boys) but I’m gonna ask y’all the same question I’ve been askin’ for years. Would JZeus support Universal Healthcare? I’m betting he would.


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2-4-6-8 Who Does the GOP Love to Hate? AMERICA!

While I don’t normally enjoy seeing the tighty-righties happy, this was a bit more of a pisser than usual. Over the weekend the republicans were celebrating the fact that Chicago lost the 2016 Olympics to Rio. They were high-fiving, back-slapping and dancing in the aisles because of the perception that it was an “Obama failure.” They were actually happy that America lost. Douchebags.


In 2003 when the Bush-Wipe got us into Iraq, I was of the opinion that it was an idiotic move. Still am. But even though I was against the war, I didn’t want America to fail – even though success in the war would mean a success for the WPE. But that’s one difference between the American people and the GOP. Americans love their country. The Republicans are only in it for themselves…no matter who loses. And in the end? We all lose.


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Compare and Contrast

Geez...gimme a couple of hours and I coulda filled up Chimp-Dick's side tenfold. The sad thing is, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilley, Rush Limbaugh and the rest of the tinfoil hat wearin' militia, would rather still have GWB as the Commander-In-Chief. Perfect example of how broke our educational system is. True dat.

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WOLF PACK

End of the Weak

That Sinking Feeling

If anyone wonders why trust in American news organizations and journalists is at an all-time low, look no further than the stories in the last 12 hours about the tsunami that hit American Samoa. More than three-quarters of the stories I read referred to it as a “tidal wave.” Do you wonder if we trail most of the rest of the industrialized world in math and science? There’s the proof.



Speaking of H20…neighbors of George H.W. Bush honored him today by giving him a Navy anchor and a plaque. They say it’s a way to thank Bush for his service as president and for being a good neighbor. Gee, I thought the anchor was a metaphor for what his chimp-dick of a son did to the economy, our standing in the world, to our armed forces, to poor people and to everyone not related to a big-time bank, insurance company or lobbying firm. WPE sunk us all and now we risk sleeping with the fishes.




And finally, closer to home. The U.S. Census Bureau just released a report on how Nevada spent money during the time before the recession (can anyone remember back that far?). It said that when the Silver State was flush with cash, they didn’t save it, they spent it. They didn’t spend it on the poor…or on education…or the sick…or the elderly. Nope. When Nevada had lots of tax money they spent it on...more cops. Aye caramba! That’s the Nevada spirit. It’s what we’ve always needed…more jackbooted, fascist thugs patrolling our roads and parks and buildings looking for shopkeepers selling alcohol to elderly looking 20-year-old decoys and bustin' burners for smokin' the sticky-icky. What a waste.



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