Yesterday we talked about the need for the 775 to increase tourism and the dollars that come with it. One of the cornerstones of our proposal was to legalize prostitution in the entire state. After all, as the old saying goes, “sex sells.” Come to find out that the Aussies have been surfin’ our brain waves. Either that, or they just click on over here and read PTB…ANYWAY…
Queensland State, Australia is a big tourist destination, just like the NV. They’re feeling the pinch of the world economic meltdown as much as anybody (thanks a lot Chimp-Dick). So whadda you think they’re gonna do about it? How ‘bout a month-long, clothes optional, hedonistic, horizontal mambo? That’s right. To bring in the tourists and their money into the area they’re actually promoting a four week sex-a-thon. See…we told you!
"Tough economic times call for stiff measures," Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, told the local newspaper. Yup…he actually said, “stiff measures.” So, word got out and peeps from all over the globe are heading to the "Q" to sample the pleasures we Puritans here in the USo’A dare not speak of. They’re all gonna get sweaty and nasty and dirty and soon they’ll all be rollin’ in the dough (which is pretty sexy in its own right). Gives new meaning to the term “Thunder From Down Under.”
Ya see folks…if we wanna get out of this financial clusterfuck, we’ve gotta think outside the box. HAR! Yup, we said “outside the box.” We’ve got to get into new sources of revenue and expand the tax base. Legalize prostitution throughout the Silver State, pimp the fact that we have it, sit back and watch the tourists and their dollars roll in. We can do that or we can all sit on our asses, do nothing and watch as we sink into Bolivia. C’mon guys…whadda ya say?
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Queensland State, Australia is a big tourist destination, just like the NV. They’re feeling the pinch of the world economic meltdown as much as anybody (thanks a lot Chimp-Dick). So whadda you think they’re gonna do about it? How ‘bout a month-long, clothes optional, hedonistic, horizontal mambo? That’s right. To bring in the tourists and their money into the area they’re actually promoting a four week sex-a-thon. See…we told you!
"Tough economic times call for stiff measures," Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, told the local newspaper. Yup…he actually said, “stiff measures.” So, word got out and peeps from all over the globe are heading to the "Q" to sample the pleasures we Puritans here in the USo’A dare not speak of. They’re all gonna get sweaty and nasty and dirty and soon they’ll all be rollin’ in the dough (which is pretty sexy in its own right). Gives new meaning to the term “Thunder From Down Under.”
Ya see folks…if we wanna get out of this financial clusterfuck, we’ve gotta think outside the box. HAR! Yup, we said “outside the box.” We’ve got to get into new sources of revenue and expand the tax base. Legalize prostitution throughout the Silver State, pimp the fact that we have it, sit back and watch the tourists and their dollars roll in. We can do that or we can all sit on our asses, do nothing and watch as we sink into Bolivia. C’mon guys…whadda ya say?
(8.-)
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