Black Friday. Great name for a day. Pretty depressing, though.
Guess its better than Boxing Day.
Ya know…you could do your own…
The day before Valentines Day could be: “WTF Are You Gonna Buy For Your Materialistic, Hard-To-Please, Bourgie Motherhubbard Euphemism? Day.”
The day after New Year’s Eve could be: “Walk of Shame Day” or maybe…”Technicolor Yawn Day.”
You could go even further…
The month before Black History Month could be: “Create Your Own W.E.B. Du Bois Combination Decoupage/Diorama Month.”
The three days after Labor Day could always be: “Lazy It Up at Work for Pay Just Like You Lazy It Up at Home for Free Days.”
The three days after Memorial Day? How ‘bout: “Patriotism Takes a Dirt Nap Days” or maybe “Who Were Those Guys? Days”
Nah…too depressing. How, ‘bout…
50% OFF ALL JUNIOR SWIMWEAR! Days.
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