It never ceases to amaze me what dumb-assed pussies Americans are. As you know, earlier this week, some BSC motherhubbard tried to set off an explosive device in his pants while he was flying to Detroit. Aye caramba, dude. Talk about one painful brit milah. No worries, though. Passengers on the plane saw what was happening and gave the rat-bastard the American version of the Glasgow kiss. They shoulda tossed him out the door but, instead, they detained him ‘til landing. The dude got perp-walked and now he’s in the Gray Bar Motel.
Tighty-righties, tinfoil hat wearin’ loonies and teabaggers alike had collective conniptions. “Obama is soft on terror,” they said. “We need more security at airports,” they whined. And on…and on…and on. Here’s what they don’t get: Airplanes, in the first place, aren’t totally safe. If God had wanted man to fly, he’d have given him some sort of wing-like appendage. Secondly, airports and airplanes should be the least of our worries. Why?
Americans have this pompous sense of superiority over peoples of other nations. “We’re smarter, we’re better, and by golly, we love ourselves,” we say. And that’s the problem. While Dick “Dr. Evil” Cheney and Tom “Over the” Ridge and their ilk piss and moan about airport security, the REAL terrorists are planning their next attack and it isn’t gonna be in an airport or on a plane. Too much security…too much hassle….been there, done that. No, terrorists hit you where you’re most vulnerable and when you least expect it. That’s why they call it terrorism.
So, while republican hacks try to score points with the voting public by vilifying Janet Napolitano and Barry-O and scaring the bejeezus out of the flying American public, the bad guys are gonna pop us while we’re not looking. It might be in a shopping mall, it might be on a bus or a train. But it won't be at an airport…because that’s exactly where we expect them to be. SHEESH! Americans…we think we’re so smart. Too bad we’re not.
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2 comments:
As always - you're just wrong. Rather than admit there's a war, you stick your head further up your ass and start calling conservatives names. Conservatives don't want more airport security - we'd rather just go kick the shit out of our enemies until they finally give up trying to kill and convert us. Barring that - I'd rather the intensive body cavity searches were reserved for those with Arabic names who fit the profile.
He should be taken out and shot without a trial - but instead Obama and Napalitano are making a hero out of this idiot by putting him on trial. That'll deter any more attempts for sure.
"...Conservatives don't want more airport security - we'd rather just go kick the shit out of our enemies until they finally give up trying to kill and convert us..."
Yeah right Dave...eight years and you chucklenuts couldn't even kill ONE GUY! Conservatives, when it comes to war, are losers in this in this instance.
"...He should be taken out and shot without a trial..."
Great, Dave...another American principle you just toss out the door. What happens when some liberal fucker calls YOU an enemy combatant and you get tossed into Gitmo without trial? Hell...why don't we just shoot you instead? No trial needed? See what I'm saying?
And finally..."Obama and Napalitano are making a hero out of this idiot by putting him on trial..."
Bush-Wipe, Cheney and the rest of those douchebags put the shoe bomber on trial. He got convicted and is spending the rest of his life in jail. So...you're saying your boy Chimp-Dick was wrong to do that? C'mon Dave...you can't have it both ways.
BTW...I was called names for eight years and never once did I complain. "Sticks and stones..." If the right-wing teabagging assholes can't take a verbal jab...let 'em move in with your good buddies in Saudi Arabia where words CAN get you in trouble.
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