Wednesday, October 3, 2007

That Urine Isn't Mine Officer!!!

It sure sucks when someone you've admired for a long time turns out to be a fake.

Here at PTB we've got no problems with drugs.

You wanna sniff paint? That's O.K. by us.

You smoke hairs from a ho's ass crack? Go ahead.

But when you're doing drugs to get an edge on the competition...that's just wrong. A haiku to ease our pain:

Say it ain't so Joe!

Are you a juiced-up cheater?

The 775 mourns.