Well folks, the World Cup is only a couple of weeks away and tomorrow is the UEFA Champions League Final on our very own FOX network. FULL DISCLOSURE: Every time you watch the FOX network, we here at PTB make one million dollars. That being said, here is a preview of NIKE's new World Cup addy. Enjoy! Long live Sam's Army!
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Showing posts with label Fox Television. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fox Television. Show all posts
Friday, May 21, 2010
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tortured Logic
Write it in stone…You can’t call yourself a Christian if you believe in torture. Period. In a story out today, evangelicals say they’re fighting their conscience about waterboarding prisoners. I know what you’re saying, “Evangelicals have a conscience?”
The spiel coming out of the lie-holes of right wing nut jobs is that a terrorist could have information of an imminent attack on America. They figure, if that’s the case, then torture the bastard to get the pertinent information. It’s called the “Jack Bauer-24” scenario. We have just one tiny problem with that…
FULL DISCLOSURE: Every time you watch “24” on FOX, we here at PTB make one million dollars!
The problem is that “24” is a goddamned television show! It has as much to do with real-life terrorism and interrogation as Reno-911 has to do with the Reno Police Department. Wait, bad example. Put it to you this way: fictionalized scenarios for television dramas have little or nothing to do with how those things would turn out in real life. It’s fiction. But the tighty-righties would have you believe that some fake-assed T.V. show is the real deal. Poppycock.
Fact: Torture doesn’t work.
Fact: Torture is a crime.
Fact: Americans torturing Muslims is a recruitment tool for al Qaeda.
So, if you consider yourself a Christian, you can't condone torture – you must condemn torture. Remember, you were taught to “turn the other cheek.” ‘Cause I’m pretty sure when JZeus said, “My cup runneth over.” He wasn’t talking about waterboarding.
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The spiel coming out of the lie-holes of right wing nut jobs is that a terrorist could have information of an imminent attack on America. They figure, if that’s the case, then torture the bastard to get the pertinent information. It’s called the “Jack Bauer-24” scenario. We have just one tiny problem with that…
FULL DISCLOSURE: Every time you watch “24” on FOX, we here at PTB make one million dollars!
The problem is that “24” is a goddamned television show! It has as much to do with real-life terrorism and interrogation as Reno-911 has to do with the Reno Police Department. Wait, bad example. Put it to you this way: fictionalized scenarios for television dramas have little or nothing to do with how those things would turn out in real life. It’s fiction. But the tighty-righties would have you believe that some fake-assed T.V. show is the real deal. Poppycock.
Fact: Torture doesn’t work.
Fact: Torture is a crime.
Fact: Americans torturing Muslims is a recruitment tool for al Qaeda.
So, if you consider yourself a Christian, you can't condone torture – you must condemn torture. Remember, you were taught to “turn the other cheek.” ‘Cause I’m pretty sure when JZeus said, “My cup runneth over.” He wasn’t talking about waterboarding.
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Friday, June 6, 2008
Twenty More Years!!!
Full Disclosure: Every time you watch television, we here at PTB get ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Sorry folks but we didn't wanna end your week on a downer. So here ya go:
We just got the news that FOX has renewed the Simpsons for their 20th season. That'll tie it with Gunsmoke as the longest running show in the history of American television. Makes us want to put our heads in the Shine-O-Ball-O!
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