Showing posts with label Republicans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Republicans. Show all posts

Monday, July 28, 2008

Better Off Dead


Historically, the Republican Party claims they're the party of small government.


Historically, the Republican Party claims they’re best able to defend America against her enemies.


Historically, the Republican Party claims they're the party of fiscal responsibility.


Historically. Now?


The federal government has grown more since 2000 than at any other time since the Great Depression.
So much for keeping the country safe.


Today the White House has increased its 2009 deficit forecast to almost 500 BILLION dollars. When the Bush-Wipes took office the national debt was 5.6 trillion dollars. Now? More than 9.5 trillion dollars.


“Tell them a lie, make it big, keep it simple, keep saying it and eventually they’ll believe it.” – Adolph Hitler


When they tell you they care about America…they’re lying! Remember that when you vote.
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Thursday, February 14, 2008

HO-lympics




Here at PTB we love us some Olympics. We've always been of the mind that if countries would settle their differences on the athletic field instead of the battlefield, the world would be a much better place (are ya listenin’ Bush-Wipes?).



Anyone who’s ever been here in the 775 knows we’ve got us some great winter recreatin’. We even got to host an Olympiad back in the ‘60’s. Now the powers that be want to get us the 2018 Winter games. YEE HAW!!! Nothin’ like drinkin’ and smokin’ and partyin’ with skiers, skaters and snowboarders. Remember Hot Dog The Movie? Those winter athletes sure know how to get jiggy. ANYWAY…



We were all for throwin’ our hat into the ring ‘til Brian Krolicki two cents’ed his opinion. The Lt.Gov. said that to make a competitive bid, he’s gonna have to use OUR tax money. WTF? Now, we know BKro. He’s a nice guy. Kinda hot too (for a dude). But who’ll really profit from the 775 hosting an Oly? Ski resorts…yeah. People who frequent ski resorts…yeah. The owners of hotels and casinos…yup. And that’s about it.



It’s funny how politicians talk about high taxes and non-existent services when they’re running for office. Then, when they get elected, they spend OUR tax money like Pacman Jones makin’ it rain in a strip club. Look…the cops have to beg for money for DNA testing, schools are having to rely on parents to volunteer their time ‘cause there isn’t enough money and the poor and the mentally ill get back-burnered ‘til one of ‘em goes BSC then everyone whines about the lack of funding.



Using OUR tax money to ATTEMPT to get an Oly is misguided at best and dereliction of duty at worst. Nothing is guaranteed. It sure would be a stick in the mud if all that money were spent on our proposal…and we lost. OOPS! Better to spend OUR tax money on things we know we need…not on things we hope we’d get.
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Governor Buzzkill

Governor “Legal Defense Fund” thinks presidential candidates spend too much time in the Silver State.


Isn’t the motherhubbard’s job to get people to come here in the first place and not to chase 'em off?


Every time a Dem stops by, the 775 gets national coverage in the press, local big-wiggers get to schmooze with national big-wiggers and the regular schmos get to be close to someone famous.


Look Jim...if it were your Republican buddies "doin the do" here in the 775, you'd be dancin' the little toady dance...so tell the stick in your ass to take the stick out of its ass.


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