Stand By Your Man

It’s nice to see a woman standing by her man. Today, the L-Bush said that history will vindicate WPE. If history means some kind of war-crimes trial and if vindicate means convicted of treason and hung by the neck until dead…then yeah…history will vindicate Chimp Dick. How do we know? We know history. Here’s some of the highlights of Mrs. Bush’s husband’s last seven years:






Ignored warnings about OBL leading up to 9/11



Falsely promised Americans a Hydrogen fuel cell



$4.00+ for a gallon of gas



Lied about WMD’s



No exit strategy from Iraq



Still haven’t found OBL



Tax cuts for the rich that hurt the poor




Non-support for the new G.I. Bill



Suspension of Habeas Corpus



Indefinite detention of Gitmo prisoners



Allowed torture of prisoners




Outed a CIA agent in political retaliation in a time of war



Illegally eavesdropped on American citizens



Politicized the State and Justice Departments



Whiffed on Katrina






We could go on…and on…and on…but to what end? REAL Americans already know GWB is the WPE. Tighty-righty Bush-Wipes are praying history will look more kindly on him. Hindsight may be 20/20 L-Bush…but we see just fine right now.





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Five Feet High and Rising

It was a natural disaster of epic proportions. Scores dead. Thousands missing. The injured and homeless wandering the streets waiting for help that was slow to come.


The government cheese dragging their feet -- woefully unprepared for a disaster of this magnitude.


Food, water and medical supplies from around the world sitting on tarmacs and in fields – not going to those in need but going to waste.


Politicians making promises while bureaucratic red tape hampers rescue efforts.


Yeah…it might suck in Myanmar right now…but we were talking closer to home. We were talking about New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. The only difference between the BSC Generals running that country and the BSC Bush-wipes running this one is the amount of fruit salad they wear on their lapels.


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Leave it to Beaver(s)

Check it...if a couple of fuzzy rat-bastards can flood an entire city, whadda ya think a few dozen evil-minded BSC's can do?



Bridges crumblin' to shit.


Levees softer than Oreos in milk.


Dams that haven't been upgraded since Orville and Wilbur were still in their Underoos.



Infrastructure is as important a national security concern as anything. But we treat it like it was a smog check or an oil change -- only do it when you have to while paying as little as possible. Guess what folks, the engine light just came on. Are we gonna pay the man now or are we gonna pay him later?


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Burn Rubber

The Golden State is turning a crispy, golden brown.


Governor Steroid has declared a State of Emergency and the government is mobilizing everyone in an effort to help.


Quick question to the government-cheese out there (we’re talking to YOU cracker!)…


Are the quick actions to save lives and property ‘cause Malibu is bourgie white?


To put it another way…if all these flames were scorching the brown-skinded brothers and sisters down in the Big Easy…would you have been so quick to help?


We know the answer…it was a rhetorical question.


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Stop...Oh Yes, Wait A Minute Mister Postman...

So, the government wants to get out of the mail delivery business, eh?

With privatization of the postal system...will rate increases become non-existent? No.

We’ve tried privatization.

Remember the rebuilding of Iraq by Halliburtion?

The government privatized half of FEMA before Hurricane Katrina. We know how that turned out.

If the government keeps privatizing its work, what the hell are they spending our ever increasing tax money on?

Besides, do you really want this guy delivering your mail?

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