Thursday Thought Burbles

Yesterday we popped a cap in another Al Qaeda leader in the Af/Pak war. Question: How many "leaders" does Al Qaeda have? It seems every time we drone someone, we either kill innocent civilians or an Al Qaeda "leader." Dude was probably OBL’s limo driver. Oh wait…we’ve already Gitmo-ed that guy.

Saw skeevy Rep. Eric Cantor on television yesterday…spoutin’ on about how “Obamacare” is gonna ruin the country. Nothing new from that lie-hole. But what got me was that Cantor was wearin’ an orange tie…on ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!! Yo Eric…in my hood, wearin’ orange on St. Patrick’s day will get a cap popped right between your eyes. Better not come Teabagging here in the 775 wearin’ that crap. True dat.

While listening to yesterday’s Nevada v Wichita State men’s basketball game on the radio Ryan Radtke, the play-by-play guy, skidmarked his Underoos when this dunk happened. POSTERIZATION!!! Gotta love those radio announcers. Speaking of Wichita State…y'all know what a "Shocker" is? Do y'all realize what a “SHOCKER” is? Aye caramba!

And finally…in a Rhode Island school, they found an effigy of President Obama hanging in a classroom. Seems peeps were cheesed-off when the ‘Bamer applauded the firing of teachers in the underperforming school. Here’s the crux of the biscuit: President Obama didn't fire those teachers. President Obama didn't make those schools into "failing" schools. President Obama applauded holding teachers accountable. Is that a "hang the guy in effigy" offense? No. And to the teacher that said the effigy was part of a lesson plan, I say to you...no wonder your schools are failing. But don't worry…you can always come on out to the 775. We’ve got room for the likes of you. True story.

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Oh Happy Day

Free at last… Free at last…Great googly moogly… Free at last!



Man…we never thought we’d see this day. Finally, a brown-skinded brother as president of the United States. YEEHAW! Guess they’re gonna have to change the name of the White House, neh?



Just a couple of quick thought burbles from today’s Inauguration…



During the ‘Bamer’s speech, every time he mentioned the brightness of our future or the tough job ahead of all of us or how America is ready to lead the world again, the T.V. cameras got a shot of WPE and he looked like the before shots in a hemorrhoid commercial. Priceless! Hey, chimp-dick…we sure hope it’s the last we see of your sorry ass. If you ever set foot in the 775, we’re gonna get a big‘un to break his foot off in your John Brown hind-pot. That’s a promise.



Finally…WTF is the deal with having the inauguration on a Tuesday? Did the former Prime Minister of Australia have all the ballrooms booked over the weekend? SHEESH! Have you ever tried to get an inauguration booty call on a Tuesday? Impossible. Actually, now that pResident GWB is His-To-Ry…nothing seems impossible. See you tonight at the ball.



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Thursday Thought Burbles

SHEESH. A brother gets elected President and the stock market dumps 400 points. If you ever wondered how many crackers run Wall Street, wonder no more.



Today the ‘Bamer gets his first daily security briefing. Do you think he’ll ignore the “Bin Laden intent on Flying Planes into the World Trade Center” memo? Chimp-Dick did. The ‘Bamer won’t.



It’s good to see more than eighty percent of eligible voters in the NV bellied up to the polls. We bet a big slice of those folks voted early. Like we’ve said before…voting should last all month. We’ve got to give folks every opportunity to get out there.



Thirty-seven civilians dead from a U.S. airstrike in Afghanistan. They were at a friggin’ wedding for cryin’ out loud. This is the kind of clusterfuck that keeps people hatin’ on Americans. Wanna make a couple dozen new terrorists? Just blow up a wedding party. That’ll do it.



Alaska…the most socialist state in the union, wants to keep it that way. It looks like the folks up north are gonna reelect Ted Stevens. SHEESH! The guy is a convicted felon but he keeps his job ‘cause he brings in so much pork for the state. Bridge to nowhere anyone?



FULL DISCLOSURE: Every time you watch television, we here at PTB get one million dollars. A new study out says that kids who watch sexy TV shows are more likely to get pregnant than those who watch stuff like the Disney Channel. Puh-Leeze. Hey parents…television shows don’t get your teen preggers…intercourse does. What sucks here is that mom & pop need a scapegoat when little Timmy or little Buffy makes a baby so they blame the boob tube. Think about it…if sexy TV shows make it more likely you’ll get knocked up…we’d better keep the little ones away from daytime soap operas!



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