Celestial Season

Damn, we love us some summer! This weekend kicks off the season with a hearty "Boo Yah!" Gonna head out to some H2O and mingle with the honeys. Our suggestion? Y'all do the same. here's a bit o' the Fresh Prince to get you in the mood.



BTW...Don't forget to check back here on Monday. We're gonna have you cryin' your eyes out.



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Chop Sue Ye

It’s good to see the TRPA rubbing a butt on people who cut down trees up at Tahoe to enhance their views of the lake.


Rochelle Nason, of the League to Save Lake Tahoe, said that when people cut trees it puts the rustic beauty of Tahoe at risk. “People come to Tahoe to get away from urbanized areas,” she said. “They don’t want that scenic beauty lost.” No shit Captain Obvious.


The crux of our biscuit is that the scenic beauty of Tahoe is ALREADY lost…that is unless you like gaudy neon skyscrapers and McMansions. If y’all are so worried about the beauty of Tahoe you shouldn’t have let anyone live up there in the first place. The last building permit issued for Tahoe should have been the barn extension requested by Ben, Hoss, Little Joe and Adam. After that…it was too late.


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Badgers? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badgers!

Nothing cute about Wolverines. The lil’ buggers would shred you into confetti if they had their way. But here at PTB we love us the furry animals so this piqued our interest.

Wolverines were thought to have been driven from the Sierra long ago because of “human activity”. Guess they just couldn’t stand all those folks partyin’ up at Tahoe on New Years Eve.


Developers fear the fuzzy lil’ bastards will be put on the ESL and that would affect land-use decisions. Less wildlife…more nightlife is their motto. And that’s the crux of our biscuit.


When you hear politicians talking about “going green”…they’re not talking about the environment, they’re talking about money. When you hear politicians talking about “wildlife”…they’re not talkin’ ‘bout critters, they’re talking about Sen. Larry Craig’s “wide stance.”


If a developer wants to slap together another McMansion or strip mall up in the Sierra, there isn’t a wolverine or a bear or a wolf or a moose or a person that’ll be able to stop it because NOTHING gets in the way of “progress”.


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Snow Place Like Home

Snow is king here in the 775. We’ve got world-class skiing, world-class boarding and the most beautiful mountain lake in the world. It’s the time of year when we can tell ‘Vegas to kiss our collective pink asses.


Winter frolicking aside, the WX is gonna get nasty here in the next few so grab a hot cup o’ somethin’…snuggle with your honey and stay indoors. It looks like it’s gonna be a three dog weekend. And if you’ve gotta go outside, be careful. Every time it snows (or rains) in the 775, the city council and county commission approves a new housing development or major casino.



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Hot Time in the City

Well, it looks like the 775 will be bakin' like the 702 today. Yeah, yeah, we know that all y'all in the AZ and the like aren't shedding any tears for us but 109 degrees is HOT! Stupid Al Gore and his global warming. When will it end? Oh, that's right...this winter.

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If A Tree Burns In The Forest...

We’ve got nothing but love and good vibes for the peeps up in the SLT. We here at PTB have always had a spot in our hearts for "thems that be Tahoe." Indeed, it is one of the most beautiful places here in the 775…probably one of the most beautiful places on this entire big blue marble.

When they catch the perp, they should go old school on his ass.

Just one question though…when you buy a trailer and move it to a park in Kansas, wouldn’t you be worried about the wind?

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