Rush N Roulette

Not wanting to pay the taxes NYC thinks are his fair share, radio behemoth Rush Limbaugh says he’s lookin’ for new digs. He said he wants to move to a state with no income taxes like Texas or Florida. Well Rush…we’re gonna give you several of our good reasons to skip the Lone Star and Sunshine states and get your behind up here to the Silver State.



6. The 775 voted overwhelmingly for George W. Bush…THREE TIMES!



5. You can smoke that nasty-assed, stinky, donkey penis looking stogie anywhere you want!



4. You can see Nancy Pelosi’s house from Lake Tahoe.



3. You’ll feel right at home with all the hot air at the Great Reno Balloon Races.



2. The dry air and high altitude here in the 775 will help you with your “glandular” problem.



1. The doctors up here in the 775 will write you an under-the-table ‘scrip if you do a pole dance for ‘em.




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Why Some People Hate the Criminal Justice System

This friggin’ reeks…


A couple of months ago, Casey Anthony was asked by authorities where her baby was. Ms. Anthony said that her daughter had been with a babysitter for the last THIRTY DAYS but she didn’t know where the baby or the babysitter was located.


Mom gets sent to jail and refuses to cooperate with investigators. Police chase down leads but no baby found. Seems Ms. Anthony’s story was thin as heroin chic. Her assertions unraveled quicker than angora on a nail.


Yesterday, after being held in jail for almost two months, still no baby, still no cooperation…Casey Anthony got out on bail. WTF is up with THAT?


Here’s our take: If Casey Anthony had brown skin, if Casey Anthony wasn’t as cute as she is, if Casey Anthony was the father…she’d still be rotting in the Gray Bar Motel. Instead, she’s free as a bird. Baby is still missing…momma gets out of jail.


Greatest country in the world? Hardly.


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