Friday, November 28, 2008

Cold Turkey


Black Friday. Great name for a day. Pretty depressing, though.

Death.

Destruction.

50% OFF ALL JUNIOR SWIMWEAR!



Guess its better than Boxing Day.



Ya know…you could do your own…



The day before Valentines Day could be: WTF Are You Gonna Buy For Your Materialistic, Hard-To-Please, Bourgie Motherhubbard Euphemism? Day.”




The day after New Year’s Eve could be: Walk of Shame Day or maybe…”Technicolor Yawn Day.”




You could go even further…




The month before Black History Month could be: “Create Your Own W.E.B. Du Bois Combination Decoupage/Diorama Month.”



The three days after Labor Day could always be: “Lazy It Up at Work for Pay Just Like You Lazy It Up at Home for Free Days.”




The three days after Memorial Day? How ‘bout: Patriotism Takes a Dirt Nap Days” or maybe “Who Were Those Guys? Days”




Nah…too depressing. How, ‘bout…




50% OFF ALL JUNIOR SWIMWEAR! Days.




Yeah...much better than Boxing Day.




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