Where In The Hell Is Carmen San Diego?

So, little Johnny can't tell the difference between Djibouti and a dipstick.


No child left behind...yeah right.


It's been happening for a long time now -- American kids getting fat, lazy and dumb.


We put the blame right where it belongs...with mummy and daddy. Looking at the parenting skills Americans show on a daily basis, it's no wonder we're getting our asses kicked in everything from algebra to zoology. America, the greatest country in the world? Hardly.


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Television...The Drug Of The Nation

These buzz-kills just came out with a study that says that parents are worried about their kids' exposure to sex and violence in the media.

(Full disclosure: We here at PTB make ONE MILLION DOLLARS every single time you turn on your television.)

Listen up 'rents...rather than getting the government cheese to censor the content of TV shows...do us all a favor and BE PARENTS! That's your job!

If little Bobby goes BSC it isn't television's fault...

you can't blame it on video games...

or rap music either. It's all on you.

We keep saying it...you need a license to fish, you need a license for your dog, or to open a business...but anyone with one of these can be a parent...understand your responsibilities or keep your pecker in your pants!

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