Sex and the Shitty

So…the story says that Tiger Woods is checkin’ himself into a Betty Ford Clinic for sex addicts. Aye caramba! Question to El Tigre and the X-Files motherhubbard. If y’all were REALLY sex addicts, HTF come you weren’t having sex with Elin Nordegen or Tia Leoni? You know…your WIVES? No, people like you aren’t sex addicts. Yer a couple of narcissistic, bourgie-rich, pampered assholes who think women…all women…owe you something. Just goes to show you…if there’s enough money involved, women will sleep with anyone. True dat.

I LOVE me this story. The headline reads, in part: "Pope John Paul II Flagellated Himself Regularly." HAW! Ummm…isn’t that a sin in Catholicism? Wouldn’t he start growin’ hair on his palms for doin’ it? If that wasn’t the funniest headline of the year, I dunno what was.

And finally…seems the City of Reno is short a MILLION DOLLARS that’s due to the Reno Aces Baseball folks. The City Council gave SK Baseball all these sweet deals thinking they’d make their payment with tax monies not yet collected. When the economy took a dump (Thanks George W. Bush) the expected tax monies never materialized...still aren't First things first…making deals for future payment with money you might not get is asinine. WTF is our City Council using this shitty method? Secondly…if the City Council continues to screw the pooch on things like OWING MILLIONS of dollars, HTF did they get elected and re-elected in the first place? When they run they tell us they want to serve the public. When they get into office, they only serve themselves. True dat.

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XXX Files

So, David Duchovny has checked into rehab ‘cause he’s a sex addict. Hey DD, you’re married to Tia Leone…you’d BETTER be a sex addict! Heck, you used to be a Hollywood A-Lister, You probably got more trim in one week of X-Files than we’ve gotten in our whole lives.



Smokin’ hot VPILF Sarah Palin’s unwed, 17-year-old daughter is preggers. FULL DISCLOSURE: None of the brothers here at PTB were responsible. The tighty-righties heard about Palin’s fertile offspring and skidmarked their Underoos. Hey GOP…didn’t the Invisible Man in the Sky tell you sex is only supposed to be between a man and his wife? Don’t try to sell us your Puritanical bullshit if you don’t even believe it yourselves.


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