Meanderthal

She’s 47 million years old and her name is Ida. No, she’s not John McCain’s sister, she’s the missing link. An appropriate time for a haiku, neh?

Evolution? Yes.
"Believers" can now believe.
Thank God for science.



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Weird Science

A Christian biologist is suing the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts, claiming he was fired because he would not accept evolution as scientific fact.

Question: WTF university did this doofus graduate from?

He said this condition was never spelled out in the ad for the job and that his canning led to severe economic losses, an injured reputation, emotional pain and suffering and mental anguish.

Check it Natty...a scientist that doesn't believe in evolution HAS no reputation to injure...your emotional pain and suffering can be treated by a little chat with the invisible man in the sky...and by not believing in evolution, your mental anguish is as miniscule as your brain!

As far as economic losses are concerned...no worries...Natty got a job teaching biology at Liberty University, the school founded by the Rev. Jerry Falwell.

If that doesn't say it all...nothing does!

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...and Your Little Dog Toto Too!!!

It sure is a pisser when everything you own gets washed down the tubes and we here at PTB wanna send out good vibes to our brothers and sisters in the KS.

Quick question: is all this flooding God's revenge for the Jayhawker's belief in intelligent design?

Does the invisible man up in the sky hate Kansas because they no longer teach evolution in the classroom?

Lastly, if things really were intellegently designed by a supreme being, did he or she forget how to do the plumbing? Just asking.


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