When You Blow a Dollar on a Bottle of Water...Buy Perrier

It looks like all the bourgie poseurs out there sipping on Aquafina got a kick in the arse last week when PepsiCo decided on a little “Truth in Advertising.”


Turns out the pure refreshing spring water everyone is gulping comes straight from the sink. Not just any sink…a sink in Massachusetts! UGH!


It’s just another reason we love living here in the 775…our tap water is among the cleanest, freshest and tastiest on this entire big blue marble!


BTW…”Aquafina” in French means “donkey urine.”



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Drowning on Dry Land

Anytime you hear the words "new government entity" know that your tax dollars are likely being flushed down the toilet.

The newest waste...the "Western Regional Water Commission." They're tasked with managing our water supplies and search for new sources. Hey dumbasses...here's a newsflash -- manage the growth of the state's population and you won't NEED to find more water. Or is that just too simple of an answer for the government cheese?

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From the Department of Bureaucracy Division - Crony Department

Again, the government cheese getting bigger 'cause they can't do all that work by their little lonesomes.

The Western Regional Water Commission won't have authority to acquire water, raise rates, or incur debt. Well, at least, the "can't raise rates" and the "can't incur debt" parts are right on.

The agency will have the ability to create region-wide plans for the use, management and conservation of water. Ummm...shouldn't we already have someone to do that?

Meanwhile, at the last minute, Lawmakers gave pay raises to school board members in Washoe and Clark counties. Board members were making $480 per month and now they get $2,000 per month. That's a 300% increase. No wonder the state doesn't have the money for things like transportation, education and meth addiction...they're spending all your tax money giving raises to their buddies. SHEESH!

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