Sausage Factory

So…the powers-that-be here in Nevada have given the O.K. to open up the first-ever, all-male brothel. Aye caramba!

Almost every dude I talk to says he wants to apply for a job there. Do y’all think I should break the news to ‘em that 99.9% of the customers at this “Dude Ranch” are gonna be other dudes and that the 0.1% of the customers that are women are gonna be hella nasty? Yeah, you’re right. Better they find out for themselves.

Maybe the "Fruit of the Boom" guy can get a job there after he gets outta jail, since his bomb didn’t go off and blow his junk to smithereens. Just a thought.

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With God on Our Side

Kill 'Em All...Let (Their) God Sort 'Em Out

Nine...count 'em nine.

Enough for an entire team.

Accidents happen...yeah right. This isn't the war on terror!

If we fight them there, we won't have to fight 'em here. If we kill 'em there, you can be sure we've made martyrs of them and made terrorists out of their kinfolk.

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Flags of Our Fathers

We here at PTB are proud flag wavers/burners. Both are great ways to show how much you love the good ol' U.S. of A.

But this "flap" (pun intended) about the humongous stars & bars flying over Hummers-R-Us down in the 702 has us cheesed off.

The Mayor wants a veterans' memorial at the site and the flag can stay. No memorial...no Oversized Old
Glory.

What? Like 'Vegas wasn't already gaudy?

Neighbors accuse the flag of keeping them awake at night.

Jeez...you'd think the gunfire and crack ho's would be AT LEAST as noisy.

We're just happy to read a story about erecting poles!

One final thought. Would a real patriot drive a hummer?

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