Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

A couple of questions about the BSC Colorado church shooter…

How bad do you have to fuck up to get kicked out of missionary school?

Was the dude secretly a Muslim?

Did he make fun of the Pope’s shoes?

Did he vote for a Democrat?

We thought the God-squad was all about loving thy neighbor and doing unto others and turning the other cheek.

Guess not.

WTF kind of churches employ ARMED FRIGGIN’ GUARDS?!? Is the collection plate that full on Sundays or maybe y’all fear retribution from someone who got molested/ripped-off or otherwise screwed by the church?

Then there’s THIS total piece of crap. It says that if your parents are religious, you’ll likely be a well-adjusted, well-behaved kid. Check it...BSC was homeschooled by devoutly religious parents.

Jesus must be spinning in his grave.

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Fleecing the Flock

We're not big believers here at PTB.


We're of the opinion that religion kills.


But more and more the "Soul Patrol" is trying their damndest to get into our business.


Here's where the hypocrisy hits the road...


It seems that a goodly number of God-lies have been pimpin' their rides...makin' over the home front and living the vida loca...


The government-cheese doesn't think the dollars should be lining the pockets of these wannabe profits (pun intended).


Funny thing is, in Luke 18:24-25 (that's in the bible for all you heathens) the SOG was pretty clear on the matter.


Bundle up motherhubbards...it's colder than a blue nut where you're goin'!!!


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Who Would Jesus Nuke?

With all the crap we hear about terrorists using “dirty bombs” it was an ass-chapper to read that, back in the day, the good ole USofA was considering the same type of nefarious methodology.


You’d think that type of bullshit thinking would be long over. You’d have thought wrong. Ever heard of depleted uranium? It is some nasty shit and our very own U.S. Army is using it every day in Afghanistan and Iraq. Nice, huh?


We find it vomit-inducing when politicians claim the U.S. is a country founded on Christian values yet they heed little of what the SOG said.


The cradle of civilization will be radioactive for thousands of years and it's all our fault.


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War-Torn

A member of the Iraqi Parliment gets caught hangin' with the bad guys...


while the Iraqi Government has to buy weapons from the Chinese because we don't have enough weapons to sell them ourselves.


Meanwhile, we're spending 700 BILLION dollars a year killing our brown-skinded brothers and sisters when we can least afford it.


They say they care about America. They say they care about you.
They don't. That is, unless you're Halliburton, KBR or Blackwater.


Jesus Must be spinning in His grave!


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The Faith of A Mustard Seed

So...Mo-T had a "crisis of faith"...SHEESH...ya think?



Have you SEEN the world out there?



Hatemongers disguised as Christians...



Warlords disguised as Christians...



Moneychangers disguised as Christians...



Death Metal musicians disguised as Christians...


Politicians disguised as Christians...



Jesus must be spinning in his grave!



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Homeland Security

This isn't a hero.

Neither is this...or this.

Do you know what mobile homes are made of? Cardboard & kerosine. Running into a burning trailer to save the occupants trapped inside is the ultimate heroic act.

You don't need a hundred billion dollar boondoggle to keep you safe. Just your neighbor. THAT'S why we love livin' in the 775.

NJR...Salut.

We can only hope to give as good an account when it's our turn.

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Lawyers, Guns and Money

Too many missing.

Where's the problem in Iraq?

Who would Allah shoot?


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If God Was On Our Side We'd Be Kicking Their Asses By Now!

What WOULD Jesus fly?

"Prince of Peace" indeed.

Guess he'll have to sortie a little bit longer now though...

When they tell you they support the troops call them LIARS!!!

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