Monday, May 7, 2007

Nevada’s Governmental War Against Globally Extremist Cooties




Hatchets, axes and machetes are among but a few of the items that’ll be banned from Nevada school campuses with the passing of AB 107.

Question(s):


Where do you draw the line?

What, by definition, is a “deadly weapon?”

Cafeteria Food?

Math?

THIS GUY???

How many people CAN you kill if you’re a machete/axe/hatchet wielding freak-a-zoid on a rampage?

Remember…machetes don’t kill people BSC motherhubbards do!

It’s gonna be a sad Thanksgiving play at the local elementary school, though, when the Indians have to cut the firewood with dental floss and the Pilgrims have to cut the turkey with witty banter.

Oh yeah...Does it count if you’re THIS guy?

(8.-)

1 comment:

J.W.Geddy said...

I'm actually more shocked by the fact that up till now people could actually bring machetes and hatchets to school. I can just see the teacher now..."put away that machete, Johnny, and open your book to page 24. Buffy and Britney, you know better than to play hatchets during reading time!"