How IS that war on terror going you ask?
Our bestest friends in the region just declared martial law and are arresting opposition leaders. They still haven’t found OBL -- who is IN THEIR COUNTRY! Nice.
Our allies are attacking the Kurds (you remember the Kurds…they were the ones WMD’ed by Saddam Hussein) and we’re letting ‘em do it. Sweet.
The Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines have lowered their standards so much that pResident Bush would qualify for service (if he wasn’t such a chickenshit, milquetoast coward). Amen.
2007 has now become the deadliest year for American soldiers in Iraq. Uh oh.
The Taliban and Al Qaeda are as nasty as ever in Afghanistan. Still?
Congress is close to confirming the next Attorney General. He thinks torture is O.K. Doh!
The spineless Democrats won’t bring our troops home ‘til 2013 and the Republicans aren’t EVER going to get our troops home. Sigh.
If this isn’t a clusterfuck, nothing is.