Wednesday, April 2, 2008

About Face at Wally World

Less than an hour after PTB hit Cyberia yesterday, Goliath got the message -- Wal-Mart decided to drop their claim against Deborah Shank.
One of their honchos wrote that Shank's situation had made the company “re-examine its stance.” No, you silly corporate weasel…y’all changed yer tune ‘cause of the bad pub. You know, Larry Craig-like bad pub.
We’d like to think y’all did it out of the goodness of your tiny black hearts…but we know better. It’s all about the green.
Now, if we could just find a way to kill off all those succubus lawyers, we’d be just like a sesame seed…on a roll.

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