Thursday, September 18, 2008

Government-Cheese to the Rescue

The USofA’s financial sector is so messed up right now, we just wanna kick someone’s ass…ANYONE’S ass. So we decided we needed to calm down and vent with a haiku…

When big business fails

Government-Cheese bails ‘em out.

When you fail…good luck.

Wall Street fat-cats ask

“Corporate Welfare for us.

Porsches are not cheap.”

Lose your life savings?

Not if you’re bourgie-assed rich.

Poor man’s goin’ down.


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