Here at PTB, we always wanted to be astronauts. That’s before we found out you needed to know all that science and math stuff. SHEESH! What does a brother have to do to get hooked up with an alien babe? ANYWAY…
The crux of today’s biscuit is simple…
With China pushing the envelope with their first spacewalk and India launching their first probe to the moon WTF are we doing with our money? Spending it bailing out bourgie motherhubbard banking & credit douchebags and blowing the rest on two unwinnable wars. JZeus-Friggin-Christo. So much for being number one. We haiku our displeasure:
Not since Apollo
Have we been in the space race.
Now we watch others.
Why are we still here?
Space is the final frontier.
Let’s get up and go!
Others launch there now
We waste our money on crap.
The future looks dim.