Thanksgiving, the day we all get together with people we don’t like, eating crap we don’t need while wasting away the equivalent of what a poor family eats in a friggin’ month…don’t believe us?
What else is there to be thankful for today?
We’re thankful that we’re not bellboys in Mumbai.
We’re thankful we’re not in the suck.
We’re thankful we’re not Sarah Palin’s backdrop…
But most of all, we’re thankful that, finally,