Wednesday, February 18, 2009
We just found out the City of Sparks gave more than a hundred G’s to a Seattle company to create a “brand identity” for the city. Our question to the powers-that-be in the Rail City: WTF? They don’t have marketing consultants here in the 775? Typical lack of respect for local talent by political douchebags who just don’t get it. Anyway…we did a little research and found a couple of slogans that didn't make the cut:
Sparks. Come for the railroad, stay for the hobos.
Sparks. It could be worse.
Sparks. Like it or lump it.
Sparks. Not just for meth labs anymore.
Sparks. Harassing minorities since 1904.
Sparks. We have to love it. We live here.
Sparks. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Gays!
Sparks. If you’ve been here, you know.
Sparks. Live it. Love it. Now get the hell out!
Sparks. Don’t blame us, we voted for John McCain.