Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Supreme Being

Looks like the ‘Bamer got hisself a pick for the SCOTUS. It’s a pretty good bet that the tighty-righties are gonna get their Underoos in a bunch over the pick. But we’re gonna save ‘em the trouble of researching her past and give you the boogity boogity up front, right here. So, without further ado…a couple of things you might not have known about Supreme Court nominee -- Judge Sonia Sotomayor:

In her early years, she rode with Pancho Villa.

She isn’t even Hispanic. Her real name is Brunhilde Steinmetz-Glockenspiel.

She was one of Wilt Chamberlain’s 20,000 conquests.

Her friends nicknamed her “SoSo.”

Before going into law, she played midfield for Real Madrid.

She speaks seven different languages, none of which are Spanish.

Played rhythm guitar for Santana at Woodstock.

Wrestled in the Mexican WWE as Jurist Prudence.

She earned money for law school doing voiceover work as the Taco Bell chihuahua.

And lastly...something you didn't know about Judge Sonia Sotomator...She once sat in for Lynn Toler as a guest judge on Divorce Court.


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