Monday, January 11, 2010

Sausage Factory

So…the powers-that-be here in Nevada have given the O.K. to open up the first-ever, all-male brothel. Aye caramba!

Almost every dude I talk to says he wants to apply for a job there. Do y’all think I should break the news to ‘em that 99.9% of the customers at this “Dude Ranch” are gonna be other dudes and that the 0.1% of the customers that are women are gonna be hella nasty? Yeah, you’re right. Better they find out for themselves.

Maybe the "Fruit of the Boom" guy can get a job there after he gets outta jail, since his bomb didn’t go off and blow his junk to smithereens. Just a thought.


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