Fernley is so cold and wet, it makes Nome look like Miami Beach.
There was so much H2O down there that the Nevada National Guard activated its Jacques Cousteau Brigade.
But there’s something that disturbs us about all this. If the Government-Cheese can’t protect us from gophers…how the hell are they gonna protect us against Al Qaeda? It seems that while the county commissioners are padding their pockets with new development…they’re turning a blind eye to the needs of the infrastructure. In other words, they’re turning their backs on the citizens they're supposed to protect.