687 text messages? SHEESH! Allowing for eight hours of sleep a day, that comes out to 1.29 texts every waking hour for six weeks. It’s no wonder the state is sinking like the anchor on the Titanic…the Gov. was too busy making winky-winky at his mistress to actually, you know, run the state. So much for the sanctity of marriage and the solemn oath to serve the citizens of Nevada.
Now, everybody knows that the liberal lefties wear their penises on their sleeves. But we have to wonder why the moral minority on the right has their Underoos in a bunch over this gay marriage thing. It’s not like they believe in the sanctity of marriage themselves.
Ronald Reagan, John McCain, Bob Dole, Newt Gingrich, Henry Kissinger, Phil Gramm, Pete Wilson, Gorge Will, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Barr, Alfonse D’Amato, John Warner, George Allen, Nelson Rockefeller and Rudy Giuliani…all divorced and in some cases, more than once. Sanctity? No. Hypocrisy? Yes.
So to all you tighty-righties who insist on putting your nose in America’s bedrooms…STFU! Gays should have the same right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness that straights do. After all, this is America…isn’t it? Besides…nothing says life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness like getting married…or is that getting a divorce?