Thursday, August 21, 2008

August Surprise

We get the feelin’ ‘round here that the worm is starting to turn. Check it out…

Today Rice-A-Condi and Iraqi officials started to discuss a timeline for U.S. Troop withdrawls. YAY!

Gas and oil prices are dropping faster than the anchor of the Titanic. Woo-Hoo!

Housing prices are rising and home foreclosures are falling. Yee-HAW!

Hmmm…October surprises aren’t supposed to happen this far away from an election so we got to thinkin’.

Russia invades Georgia and all of a sudden the Cold War heats back up quicker than old pizza in a microwave. Boogity Boogity!

Not once in the last week has Senator McSkeevy mentioned Afghanistan or Iraq. Uh oh.

The crux of today’s biscuit is simple…How come things are getting good right before the election? How come Russia decided to be a bad guy allegedly right before the election? We’re not conspiracy theorists here at PTB but we wouldn’t put anything past the Neocon Bush-Wipes. Fasten your seatbelts folks…this could be a bumpy ride.


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