Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Getting Dicked

Woa…who knew Kreskin was kinfolk to Dick Cheney? Yesterday Dr. Evil crawled out of his hermetically sealed cave and declared that there’s a “high probability” that terrorists will attempt a catastrophic nuclear or biological attack in coming years, and said he fears the “Obama administration’s policies will make it more likely the attempt will succeed.”

Well, it wasn’t nuclear or biological but the first terrorist attack on American soil during the Obama administration happened today. Some wacked-out BSC motherhubbards blew the bejeezus out of a doctor in Arkansas. Funny thing is, when we looked at the video of the scene, we couldn’t see one person from Homeland Security. Guess they had other things to do.

The sad part is…the Republicans seem to be enjoying all this. The tighty-righties are out of power and they’re damned sure to remind us that, when the bad stuff happens, it’s Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid’s fault. And all the bad things that are GONNA happen are because Republicans weren’t there to protect us. They keep flapping their lie-holes about keeping America safe but unless THEY’RE the ones keeping us safe, they could care less.


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