Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fascist Food Nation

It’s true…Republicans have officially become the party of Beavis and Butthead. During the campaign, tighty-righties called Barry-O everything from a communist to a socialist. Boogityboogityboogity! Anyone with half a brain pan or access to the Google can do a little research and find out it was all bullshit. No substance, no facts to back up their claims, just name calling. Boogityboogityboogity! So it’s no surprise that there’s a brand new buzzword for the tin foil hat crowd FASCIST! Boogityboogityboogity!

From Merriam Webster: Fascism: (noun) A political philosophy that exalts nation and often stands for centralized, autocratic, often militaristic government.

From Wikipedia: Fascists advocate the creation of a single-party state. They believe that nations and races are in perpetual conflict whereby only the strong can survive by…asserting themselves in combat against the weak. Fascist governments forbid and suppress criticism and opposition to the government. Fascism opposes class conflict and blames capitalist liberal democracies for creating class conflict and in turn blames communists for exploiting class conflict.

After reading the above definitions, we came to the conclusion that the ‘Bamer and his policies are not fascist. But those policies did remind us of someone else. Hmmm…

Single party state: Remember Karl Rove saying Republicans would rule the Uso’A for a hundred years? We do.

Assertion by combat against the weak: After 9/11, what’d we do? War with Iraq 2.0. Ummm…didn’t we kick their asses into bolivia back in the early ‘90’s? Yup.

Forbid and suppress criticism against the government: Remember flag pins and when Chimp-Dick said, “You’re either with us or against us.” We remember that too.

You see…we were living under a fascist regime for eight years thanks to the Bush-Wipes. They did things their way and rolled the country right over a cliff. Now that they’re out of power, they wanna re-write history to paint progressives as being the fascists. Believe this…when a republican runs for office and tells you he wants to help you and that he loves America…he’s lying…and a fascist.


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