Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Sanctity of Marriage?

Now, y’all know we love our GLBT peeps ‘round here at PTB. You also know where we stand on the subject of marriage: We wouldn’t wish it on anyone. But if gays wanna get hitched, we think they should be able to. Of course, the religious wack-jobs out there don’t agree. They say marriage should only be between a man and a woman. Check out how bass-ackward that notion seems now…

Residents in a suburb of Nagpur, India were pretty worried that monsoon season was late. No rain equals no crops, so you can imagine their distress. What’d they do? They got together a couple of frogs (no, not French citizens, the amphibious kind) and in a full Hindu ceremony…married them! We had no idea that frog on frog marriage is legal in India. The question begs to be asked: If JZeus’ Dad doesn’t have a problem with amphibious nuptials; do you think he gives a care about gay marriage? Nope.

Speaking of marriage…for the second time in a week, a prominent, holier-than-thou, bloviating, smarmy, anti-gay marriage, reflublican, friend of JZeus got popped with a wandering doodle. Today, Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina admitted to zipping down to Argentina and horn-doggin’ his paramour. And just like Johnny “The Wad” Ensign, he’s not gonna resign. Have you wondered lately WTF it’ll take to get a republican politician canned? C’mon…the whole party got their collective Underoos in a bunch over Slick Willie’s hummer but they keep their heads up their asses when it comes to their own bangin’ on a non-wife coochie.

Now, don’t think for an instant we forgot about Senator “Long” John Ensign. Yesterday, Johnny Suave had lunch with his fellow “conservatives” and apologized for his dalliances. The money quote?

“He spoke at our conference, apologized and indicated that he was going to do his job,” U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., told reporters.

Yo, Able-Semen Ensign…we thought your "job" for the last few years was getting "jobs" for (and from) your paramour, a "job" for her cuckold and a "job" for their son. Funny, the only people that seem to be getting "jobbed" are Nevada voters. Just remember y'all...You can't spell "Ensign" without "resign."



Z said...

Marriage is just a word, it happens to be used by hipocritical hetero's and has been for milenia. So let the "detestables" (for definition see below) find their own word, give them the same rights, and tell them to shut-up and leave the rest of us alone....and no it should not be taught that its OK in schools.
Why is it right that the wedding photog who did not want to work a FAG wedding, is allowed to be sued? Or the small restauant owner who gave $100 to the "yes on 8" proposition is probably still being picketed by a pack of militant FAGS that harrass their customers? Sounds like some minority group is getting alot of preferential treatment from the so-called good guy peoples party.

I'm pretty sure "JZeus's Dad" isn't recognized to much in India, the wack-job Hindu's actually catch their women on fire and throw them out windows if the dowrey isn't good enough, so imagins what mister frog did when he was short a few fies.
And "JZeus's Dad" actually said "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable." (Leviticus 18:22), with the punishment of at least being made an outcast in society.
The good thing is, there are no such prohibitions for chicks, because we all dig watching a couple honies go at it.

And finally, why would a politician resign for cheating on their significant other; is Howard Stern going to resign, is 3/4 of Hollywood going to resign, is some incredibly large portion of America going to resign, holy crap... not the entire NBA!!!

pj said...

And you wonder why people defend "marriage." Aye caramba!

pj said...

Politicians who run on the sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, JZeus is on My side ticket deserve their hard fall.

Clinton never said he wasn't gonna bang fat chicks in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Z said...

Any politician who mentions any religion while in an official position, including doggie style, is crossing the poorly defined and improperly used separation of church and state, and should immediately be fired! Until the definition is corrected.