Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Burnt Off Her Things

This weekend in the 775, one of the greatest events on the planet gets underway…Burning Man. It’s an annual orgy of art and music and mysticism and alcohol and drugs and dirt and boobies on the playa of the Nevada desert. If you get a chance, I highly recommend going. It’ll be the party of your lifetime. And if you do go, remember one thing: Reno-911 still thinks it’s 1950. They’ll be patrolling the area looking for really bad things like pot smokers, drunk people and girls showing off their niblets. I always found it frustrating that the PoPo spend so much time and effort and money bustin’ Burners for being…well for being Burners while the Jaycee Lee Dugards of the world have to fend for themselves. Aye caramba!



1 comment:

David Allen said...

Dude - Don't they have an age limit for that thing?? You're closing in on 50 years old. Do these guys really want to be hanging out and smoking dope with their Grandfathers?? or having sagging old guys staring at their tits?? I don't think so. Maybe you can find yourself a nice seniors residence to move into perhaps with clothing optional shuffleboard.