Since the USo'A's futball team plays the Desert Eagles today...and I'm rolling the old Betamax on the game, I've been off the grid. No news, no Facebook, no e-mails. Frankly, it is KILLING me. I hear whisperings of the BP clusterfuck gettin' attacked by robots, Rock Me G. Patraeus guest hosting for Stanley Mac and the state of Arizona burning into some kind of weird Cajun dish. Not good. So, to cheer us all up, we've got my boy Linus Van Pelt singing a hit song from the Police. Yup, that'll do it.